Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden arrived at JFK airport in New York from LA. Paris stopped to take a photo with a fan as the two were in search of their truck. After heading to the upper level of the airport, the couple had to wait in a holding area for their truck to finally arrive. Luckily, a creep old guy wearing an expensive gray suit was there to help them with their luggage.

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George Clooney, Sarah Larson, Eva Amorie, Jennifer Connolly, Michelle Trachtenberg, Julia Roberts, and Gorgio Armani all left the Carlyle Hotel the other day en route to the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Ball. Thanks for the invite, MOMA. Not cool. Read the rest of this entry »

Cindy Crawford left Good Morning America in a hurry yesterday morning. Perhaps a Fair Game sequel is in the works?

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Lauren Conrad posed for photos with a fan as she left MTV’s Television Up Front. She then hoped out of her truck around 10:30 a.m. for some pizza at Monetti’s NY Pizza on 42nd Street.

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Conan O’Brien jumps into his truck as he leaves the Carlyle Hotel.  Andy Richter is likely at a nearby Motel 6.

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John Goodman hangs out in the garage at the Regis and Kelly show. He was waiting for the studio doors to open. Goodman will next be seen in this Friday’s Speed Racer. On an unrelated note, I will next be seen in my kitchen.

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Patricia Heaton was seen headed into the Mike and Juliet Show and stopped to sign a few autographs at Fox studios in Midtown. I saw one episode of Back to You but no episodes of Mike and Juliet.

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“Skill is fine and genius is splendid, but the right contacts are more valuable than either” - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Karina, Karina…

Ever since Season 3- that mirror ball trophy has been so close..then you were given Billy Ray Cyrus. Then Floyd Mayweather, Jr. This season, the Powers That Be intervened and paired you with R and B youngling Mario. And it was a good thing. I haven’t seen you smile this much since that perfect 30 in Week 9 in previously aforementioned season. I was actually starting to think that another trip to the Final Four was within your grasp. He had potential. You hadn’t screamed at him, that we knew of. And then, The Fates paid a visit..and reminded you both that the viewers have a good memory; and sometimes we do listen to Len when he says your partner has “bloody ugly feet”. The Vienesse Waltz showed us all the regal,classy side of Mario. Then the jive happened..and like the feet, it got rough. While your celebrity partner definitely has skills; I truly thought he was going to be in the semis. But it just goes to show you that a lift may enhance a routine; but having the lack of technique in your Latin routine may indeed be a downfall. Anything can happen on this show. What’s ironic here is that while it may have given a whole new flavor,it was too rough. So in a sense, it’s not about the Marios.. oh well. Maybe you should take this as a sign and find someone to tear up the floor with next season. Or go back to competing professionally…. Read the rest of this entry »

Gossip Girls continued filming with Kelly Rutherford’s wedding in a garden on the Upper East Side. Other scenes from the day: Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick cuddling prior to shooting; Blake Lively walking to the set with a male friend, and Kelly Rutherford walking to the set in her wedding gown…meanwhile in my apartment, I cry that I wasn’t invited to said fake wedding (More photos after the fold). Read the rest of this entry »

That headline, kind of sort of, rhymed. Go us.

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Last week, Matthew Broderick signed autographs leaving Live with Regis and Kelly. Broderick is in a new film starring, written, and directed by Helen Hunt. Sadly it’s not a sequel to Project X.

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Dancing With the Stars castoffs Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Huff sign autographs for fans while leaving the Regis and Kelly show. Elizabeth admired a figurine of herself from Clerks II which was asked to be autographed. Was she in that movie? I’ve tried to block it out of my mind.

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Kelly Ripa picked up daughter Lola Grace and son Joaquin Antonio at the Ethical Cultural School on the Upper West Side. They took a short walk to a nearby pharmacy and eventually met up with daddy Mark Consuelos.  Well Consuelos isn’t Ripa’s daddy you know what I mean. Read the rest of this entry »

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Newt Gingrich left GMA the other day with a sassy African American cop. Oh wait, they weren’t together.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt arrived at the Letterman show the other day. They gave photogs some love with a big kiss. Heidi would go on to sign autographs , pose for pics and blow a special kiss to the crowd. Spencer would go on to wear that suit which costs more than I make in a year.

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Carly Smithson, voted off American Idol last week, was seen leaving The Mike and Juliet Show the other day with her husband, who we should note has tattoos on his face. Everyone was surprised Carly got voted off the show - everyone except actor Rip Torn.

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Delightfully reeking of awkwardness
By Jon Chattman

Whether it’s the appeal of its ultra-eccentric stars or the hilarity of sketches involving such gems as hidden camera prankster Spaghett or father-obsessed singer Pierre , Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! has provided a belly of laughs on the Cartoon Network since it debuted last year. While the show continues to gain momentum, the truth is Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim have been splitting sides for years on the ‘net long before they took to the Adult Swim airwaves.

Thecheappop.com recently interviewed the wunderkinds behind “The Christmas Wish” and countless other examples of overall hilarious awkwardness, and found them super nice and, um, eccentric. Fittingly, the interview will play out the same. It will be unco