The Top Ten Top Tens

I don’t know about you, but I can’t get through one day without seeing a top ten list. Most of them are pretty weak (top 25 movie villains - how original) or quirky (I can’t tell you how many mustache-related top tens I’m guilty of) but overall, I must say I find them quite delightful. To celebrate top ten lists, I’d like to bring you my top ten top ten lists I’d like to see in the near future from any source… lists after the fold in no particular order or odor.

1. Top Ten Restaurants Zagat is Wrong About

2. Top Ten New Abbreviations I’d Like to Use While Text Messaging

3. Top Ten Best Movies Featuring Rae Dawn Chung

4. Top Ten Ways to Misspell Matthew McConaughey

5. Top Ten Songs to Listen to in Your Underwear

6. Top Ten Things the Voices in My Head Told Me Not to Do

7. Top Ten Women with Momlets (Male Mullets)

8. Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Ralph Nader Eventhough He’s Not Running for President

9. Top Ten Reasons why the Environment is Overrated

10. Top Ten Items Hiding in Perez Hilton’s Closet